Your friends already know the Border Collie chapter changed things. This I Was Normal Two Border Collies Ago t-shirt gives them the punch line before you've even started the next story.

Comfort Colors® 1717: heavyweight, garment-dyed ring-spun cotton with a soft-washed feel and relaxed fit.

Wash inside out in cold water with similar colors. Hang dry or tumble dry low. Avoid bleach, dry cleaning, and ironing over the design.

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