The guilty party has four paws and absolutely no right to your sandwich.

This Doberman Logic tee is for everyone who has caught their Dobie at the counter again, lost their patience, and still leaned down for a goodnight kiss. You can hate the habit without loving the dog any less.

Comfort Colors® 1717: heavyweight, garment-dyed ring-spun cotton with a soft-washed feel and relaxed fit.

Wash inside out in cold water with similar colors. Hang dry or tumble dry low. Avoid bleach, dry cleaning, and ironing over the design.

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