Mastiff Alien Selfie T-Shirt

The Mastiff's broad, wrinkled face brings real weight to a reaction of total disbelief. Even the UFO feels secondary once that enormous expression reaches toward the camera. The distressed artwork stays crisp against the solid shirt color, and the lightweight 100% ring-spun cotton has a smooth feel with a straight, familiar fit.

Lightweight, smooth, and easy to wear every day.

• Soft fabric that feels comfortable against the skin.
• Light enough to wear on its own or layer.
• Classic unisex fit with a familiar T-shirt shape.

Your order should arrive within 5–11 business days—including 3–5 business days to make it especially for you and another 2–6 business days for shipping. We’ll email tracking when your order ships.

If something isn’t right with your order, contact us within 30 days of delivery. A real person will review what happened and help make it right.

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