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Gildan Softstyle® T-Shirt
Selected- Lightweight - easy to layer
- Soft ring-spun cotton
- Classic unisex fit
Smoking Santa Mastiff
Smoking Santa Mastiff
Smoking Santa Mastiff T-Shirt
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Description
Description
This Mastiff put on a Santa hat, lit a cigarette, and brought its own Christmas attitude: “Emotionally unavailable for Christmas.” Wear the T-shirt on its own, or let everyone in the family or friend group choose the pup and saying that feels most like them. The whole crew coordinates for Christmas parties, family photos, or a matching family-pajama morning, while everybody still gets to be themselves.
About the Shirt
About the Shirt
Lightweight, smooth, and easy to wear every day.
- Soft fabric that feels comfortable against the skin.
- Light enough to wear on its own or layer.
- Classic unisex fit with a familiar T-shirt shape.
Shipping & Our Guarantee
Shipping & Our Guarantee
Your order should arrive within 5–11 business days—including 3–5 business days to make it especially for you and another 2–6 business days for shipping. We’ll email tracking when your order ships.
If something isn’t right with your order, contact us within 30 days of delivery. A real person will review what happened and help make it right.
Gildan Softstyle® T-Shirt
Garment measurements
Compare these garment measurements with a tee or sweatshirt you already love. Lay it flat without stretching.
| Size | Chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
How to measure
Chest width: measure straight across from armpit to armpit. This is the flat width of the garment, not the measurement around your body.
Body length: measure from the highest point of the shoulder beside the collar down to the bottom hem.
Finished garment measurements may vary slightly due to the manufacturing process.
Compare shirt styles
- Heavyweight ring-spun cotton
- Garment-dyed color
- Relaxed unisex fit
- Double-needle stitching
- Pill-resistant air jet yarn
- Classic unisex fit
- 80% ring-spun cotton, 20% polyester
- Garment-dyed fleece
- Relaxed unisex fit
